Dear friends,
Please check out this site. I in no way want to take away from the concept by explaining it, but I encourage all of you to visit and read up on the project. This is an innovative and insightful project that I think has limitless potential. Have a look and see for yourself…
More to come on this so stay tuned kids!
1 month ago • 0 notes
Every day at approximately 5:45pm EST (pending any delays) my 5:19pm train from Union express to Oakville arrives on platform 1. Nothing particularly funny or odd in that, except that precisely 5 minutes before this happens, a spectacular display of quirky human behaviour occurs . As soon as we roll through Clarkson, a modest group of like minded people rise from their seats, fold up the copy of the Metro they were reading and shuffle toward the exits. You see, as soon as the doors slide open this select group sprint to their cars at a blistering pace. It is as if hell itself was in human form chasing them down. Tailored suits, high heels, $500 Italian leather loafers and briefcases cutting through the air at a torrid pace. Personally my favourite part of this is right before the doors open, the ‘Jockeying stage’ where they pace in their places, anxiety taking over their bodies, their senses heighten, pulses race. Have you ever been to the track? Picture the horses in the starting gate, pent up waiting to escape. Now picture the horses wearing business clothes. It is exactly like that. Another fun activity is to imagine what is going through their minds when they sprint away. What if it is more than just “I have to beat this crowd”? What if it was something like, “Oh man, I have such a fear of open space, I have to run as fast as I can to get into my car”? Or perhaps, “Come on, come on, I have to get home because I put a roast in the oven when I left in the morning at a ridiculously low heat and I don’t want it to overcook”? Regardless of their motives, I surely enjoy watching this group sprint, it is a good ending point of each day. Perhaps tomorrow I will try to race one, I’ll let you know how it goes.
5 months ago • 1 note
MGMT- Electric Feel
Tomorrow is Friday, the 25th of July. This means a plethora of things;
All in all, another successful lawn party has come to pass. Until next year.
Oh, and if anyone has any idea of what happened to my pants, please let me know. They were last seen on me at around 12:30am.
9 months ago • 0 notes
Don’t worry all. love.dudevice.com still has a pulse, albeit feint, but a pulse nonetheless. There are three possible reasons as to why I have not written recently…
1) I was selected to partake in a unique study where I do not use technology in any way, shape or form.
2) I was on tour with my band. (My band being the three other dudes I play Guitar Hero with. We are really talented. Seriously, very good.
3) I had revolutionary surgery which replaced my hands with these new bacteria resistant hands, impervious to dirt, grime, germs and newspaper ink. I thought it wise given the rise of H1N1. I was simply in recovery. The amazing thing is, my new hands look identical to my previous hands.
Well chaps, my absence was due to one of those 3 options. You be the judge as to which one is accurate.
9 months ago • 0 notes