May 30, 2009
Don’t worry all. love.dudevice.com still has a pulse, albeit feint, but a pulse nonetheless. There are three possible reasons as to why I have not written recently… 1) I was selected to partake in a unique study where I do not use technology in any way, shape or form.  2) I was on tour with my band. (My band being the three other dudes I play Guitar Hero with. We are really talented. Seriously, very good. 3) I had revolutionary surgery which replaced my hands with these new bacteria resistant hands, impervious to dirt, grime, germs and newspaper ink. I thought it wise given the rise of H1N1. I was simply in recovery. The amazing thing is, my new hands look identical to my previous hands. Well chaps, my absence was due to one of those 3 options. You be the judge as to which one is accurate. 

Don’t worry all. love.dudevice.com still has a pulse, albeit feint, but a pulse nonetheless. There are three possible reasons as to why I have not written recently…

1) I was selected to partake in a unique study where I do not use technology in any way, shape or form. 

2) I was on tour with my band. (My band being the three other dudes I play Guitar Hero with. We are really talented. Seriously, very good.

3) I had revolutionary surgery which replaced my hands with these new bacteria resistant hands, impervious to dirt, grime, germs and newspaper ink. I thought it wise given the rise of H1N1. I was simply in recovery. The amazing thing is, my new hands look identical to my previous hands.

Well chaps, my absence was due to one of those 3 options. You be the judge as to which one is accurate. 

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